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SONIC.EXE ""

Real Name: Duh, who cares.

Nicknames: Don't ask me, ask Sir JC the Hyena.

Age: ''Sonic.exe: "None of ya business." ''

Gender: Male

Species: Hedgehog/Demon/[REDACTED].

Bio: Get a job hippie. 'Cause when yo girl dumps you, she gonna come runnin' to me, and she'll be mine, busta'.

Description:

Sonic.exe is a monsterized version of Sonic the hedgehog. He was created in the void in Mid-2011 and then took the form of Sonic the hedgehog in like, um, I don't know, maybe late-2011, or early 2012, I really don't know. He wanted to enslave the human race because he is like Hitler, A DICTATOR. (Except without a Nazi Flag, :D) He enslaved some guys and started some stupid cult called the cult of x. (They commit alot of hate crimes and murder. They are gonna get sent to the electric chair if put on trial.)

Sonic.exe made Sally Acorn into Sally.exe by kissing her. (See document: error, file redacted.) Sally.exe looks ugly and God knows she gives me nightmares. (Y'ALL AINT GETTIN' NO SALLY.EXE IMAGE ON HERE. LOOK ON GOOGLE FOR THEM.)

If Sonic.exe gets sent to the electric chair, he's gonna walk the green mile on his way to the chair. (Green mile reference.) (DEAD MAN WALKING ON THE GREEN MILE.)

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ATTENTION, DUE TO THE ENACTING OF PROTOCOL 001-PATMOS-J, SONIC.EXE'S INTERVIEW HAS BEEN REDACTED AND EXPUNGED. ONLY 0-5 COMMAND MAY ACCESS THE FILES PERTAINING TO SAID ITEM.